TRISH: Well ladies, this is it. And as RAW's number one diva... hold your applause (crowd boos)..hold your applause. I just wanted to take a moment to congratulate the two of you for making it this far. I mean I know it's been tough, with the ice cream eating and the pie eating, I mean I'm getting full just thinking about it. Oh and uh, can somebody say cha-ching? Have you guys thought about the money you'll be makin'? Think about how you're gonna be spendin' it? Christy, maybe you can turn it down a little and buy yourself some decaf. And Carmella, maybe you can buy yourself, uh, I don't know a personality? Listen, whoever the winner is, I just wanna let you know that next week, on RAW, I'll be throwing you a victory party. Kinda of a, an initiation. Oh and just so you know attendence is not optional, it's mandatory. We'll see you there!
(Backstage segment with the 'pregnant' Lita and Trish)
TRISH: Well, well, I just wanted to compliment you. What you did last week was brilliant. No, I'm serious, I mean, it was so clever of you to...the way you inserted Shawn Michaels name into Kane's contract at Unforgiven. I mean, Shawn hates Kane! It's great! It's brilliant! (Giggles) I mean, it's just, ya know it's just too bad that uh you weren't clever enough to uh not let Kane insert himself into you.
(A message for the Divas of RAW)
"Now, its come to my attention that, huh, between Candice Michelle's little Superbowl Commercial, and last week All American Fashion Show, that the Divas of Raw are trying to steal my spotlight! So I'm going to tell you this right now girls, nobody is gonna steal my spotlight! Okay!? I don't care if you're Britney frickin' Spears. Nobody is gonna steal my spotlight!!"
(At Christy's Playboy Cover Unveiling)
"Christy, Christy, Christy. Here we are, another episode of RAW, and you're out here, once again, trying to steal my spotlight. You know what? It's really starting to piss me off!"
(Unforgiven 2004/Trish, Christian and Tyson backstage)
TRISH: "Appearantly, I have lunatic mystery woman that I have to worry about jumping me from behind."
CHRISTIAN: "Believe me, it won't be the first time someone got you from behind."
(To Molly Holly the night after Holly cheated to beat Stratus for the Women's Title)
"Y'know, I actually felt bad for some of the things I said and for making fun of you ... But after your cheapshots and your cheating ways -- well, it'll be my pleasure to kick your fat ass!"
(Talking to Carlito about Lita)
"I'm gonna whoop that trick!"
"Just because your knee is messed up doesn't mean your uterus isn't opened for business!"
"If you've seen one blonde naked, you've seen them all." (When she was asked if she'll ever pose for playboy)
(Nadia speaking Spanish) ..."I'm sorry, I don't speak German." (Trish's reply).
(Trish Speaks about TEST) I love working with Test (Andrew Martin) and Albert (Matt Bloom). Being from Toronto, I had run into Andrew before. It's nice to work with someone you know and someone with a similar background. He's a hockey fan like me and he has really helped ease my transition.
(Triple H on Trish, when he learned they were partners for a match) "Trish Stratus? My partner is Trish Stratus? Trish Stratus doesn't belong in a wrestling ring. She belongs at some bar doing wet t-shirt contests."
(A backstage segment with Todd interviewing Trish about her losing the title to Lita on Monday)
TODD: "I'm standing by live with the former women's champion Trish Stratus, and Trish the obvious question is how do you feel about losing your title last week to Lita?"
TRISH: "How do I feel? How do you think I feel Tom?"
TODD: "Uh, actually, sorry, it's it's Todd."
TRISH: "Yah, well how'd it feel if I smacked those glasses right of your face Todd? The fact the matter is I am the best women's wrestler ever. Ha, you saw the footage, Lita had to practically kill herself just to beat me, and you know what? She better enjoy it. She better enjoy every single second of being champion, because I will get my rematch, and I will get my title back. Any more questions...Todd?!?"
(Trish to Lita backstage) "How you doing? You doing alright? Cuz I mean I've heard y'all pregnant and stuff."
"And to think, they call me a slut." (Trish about Lita)
"I present to you, Lita, the walking kiss of death."
(Trish Stratus backstage with Lita, discussing Lita's pregnancy weight) "I wouldn't even worry about that right now to be honest with you because like I think what you should be concerned about is your pregnancy weight, cuz um, just how you look a little chubby."
"Lita come Survivor Series, you're going to lose to me, just like you lost your baby!"
(Trish to Lita on Lita's wedding day) "Honey, I know that you're nervous and confused about having to marry Kane. All you have to do is open your heart, just like you've opened your legs."